Roast thread (road to 500)

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#1

Like banned game roast person above you

If this is copy I’m sorry I didn’t know

No really offensive roasts just casual ones


#2

hecc u


#3

Another rule

No saying no u to a roast


#4

Nee jij


#5

Green is not a creative color smh my head


#6

maybe try road to 100 or road to 50 before road to 500


#7

smh your spelling is as bad as a 1 year old. it’s pesto, not pasto smh


#8

boi u be lookin like an Astronaut floating in space


#9

Pale ass anime Loli looking bitch ass motherfucker


#10

Jokes on you, it’s a dude who got his private parts ripped out, you saladass


#11

No way weaboo,now Roast me you won’t do it because your a chicken-sh**(JK)


#12

Yeah well, fuck you! I may be a salad, but at least my fucking salad hasn’t been tossed, you T H O T


#13

"I dont like you TP

Nothing personal kid

But I must go all out…

Just this once…

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down TP
I’m here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you Negro, you lose
So best think you haven’t won
When I’m through with you
We’re gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, TP
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve your bitch lasagna

Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
TP ain’t nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at TP he just crying for his momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
TP ain’t nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
TP just wet themselves in their pajama

So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I’m a blue eyes white dragon, while you’re just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
Yo my Nigga, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and
Let’s throw this fucking party with some

Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at TP they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
TP ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at TP they just wetting their pajama
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
TP ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna

You are 13% of the entire US population
But most your videos can’t seem to hit even a million

Black boi! "


#14

smh discriminating a minority when you’re also a minority


#15

I am 99,999% of Vietnam population


#16

This is gay lmao…smh


#17

You must have big gay if you saying that.


#18

smol pp gang where u be at


#19

there’s no one with a small dick but you


#20

true