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#567


It’s my leaf blower, duh.
What else could it possibly be?


#568

hey, I’m famous :^)


#569

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the kaid slug shotgun attempt thing


#570

dope


#571

image another skeleton key thing


#572

Okay, we got the fire extinguished, Now we can sell this new gun.

DPC introduces a new fire resistant Battle Rifle made out of wood!

UBW-1024
UnBurnable Wood 1024

Features a new bullet made by DPC: 10.24x68mm! A large bullet fit in 6 Round Magazines at 700 Fire Rate!

It features 6 fire modes: Auto, Semi, Safe, 3-burst, 6-burst and Self-Destruct.

Warning: May contain signs of Uranium and Plutonium, because that’s how we made our wood unburnable, duh!

Rank: 81
Credits: 16,500

I am the import code!


#573

But wait…

Didn’t the gun catch fire BECAUSE of the Uranium?

And isn’t wood flammable if it isn’t kept wet?


#574

Yeah uum…

We genetically modified the Uranium and Plutonium.
And uuum… We also used genetically modified water to keep it wet forever.

Disclaimer: You may not sue us if the modified Uranium, Plutonium and Water are extra radioactive now!


#575

How do you genetically modify something that wasn’t living in the first place?


#576

by making it alive


#577

HOW DO YOU MAKE LIFE OUT OF NON-CARBON ELEMENTS?!?!?!


#578

stick it in the microwave


#579

actually it is possible to maek life out of non carbon elements by simply putting something called majik that will alow you soeciment to livr wna db breathe and trihee iddadiuQSFDsoOsaihdfasOJjamfsSfsfhbBHVAS SJu5iv ghjlxjhgffghkgd


#580

So, are you guys gonna buy this gun or not?


#581

Already bought, Trying to modify ehehehehe


#582

Oh god.


#583

So far we have tried to remove the modified wood from the gun, Exploded. Making an total copy of the gun at this moment.


#584

The FFC has released an prototype version of the DPCs UBW-1024.
It’s called UBP-1018 UnBurnable Plastic 1018


During the developement where we removed the wood, We found out that it had multiple parts from the M200 Intervention, Also it exploded.


#585

Maybe I shouldn’t have used genetically modified items…


#586

paints metal so it looks like wood

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