Hilarious chats?


#122

This happened today
So I was playing with my shiny ass sniper(R700)
And I turned on chat, hit a nice lil feed(quad headshot feed) and this happened
Me:Dam that feed
6yearold: You did not eat
Me: U wot m8
6yearold: feed means to eat right?
Me: ummm
turns off chat
After a while
(Hits 5on hs)
I turned off chat and I said
Me : O BOI YASSSS
DogSex69: It’s 2017
Me:?
DogSex69:Your assuming genders
Me:Is this a joke?
DogSex69:hmmm
Me: what the fuack

I think he was joking but still xD


#123

that was just confusing not funny…


#124

It’s the life of being a clipper
And the life of having a vocabulary


#125


#126

I get it, pretty hilarious.


#127

this is a really really old one I took a screencap of


#128

i hit a 15 man ez pz highway lot


#129

This absolutely massive ego boost happened in a server recently.

Apparently my new nickname is ‘TheChroniton27’.

And then I was told to tone it down, but they don’t know that the tone only goes up.

All hope is lost when I’m on the other team.


#130

lo it’s so stupid that it’s funny!


#131

TheLegend27 reference…

I see what that guy did there…


#132

After I got a 6 man collateral on Highway lot KOTH…


#133

He does have a point, the grenade spam is horrendous on Highway Lot KOTH.

Its really quite horrible to be at the hill, playing the objective, and then seeing these grenades coming in at you.

“THE EAGLES ARE COMING! THE EAGLES ARE COMING!”


#134

Serves them right for using that as their spawn point.
I’m afraid these scrubs will never learn the true meaning of “Getting it done via any means”…
If they spam 'nades at you, you retaliate by KamiKaze.


#135

My first Hilarious Chat…

And I caught it on while recording for a random video…

I’ll link it here when I’m done editing it…

The server I was in had lots of salty kids, so I said…

Me: Loads of salty kids here
Guy 1: Lmao^
Me: Could use some water to dilute them
Guy 2: OUWHOUWHH
Guy 1: How about some Hydrochloric Acid?
Me: Lol, even better

And that’s how I became salty, and dilute myself with water (I literally went to shower after that game…)


#136

I will fight you! (friendly fight lol)
I call that hack the Leech hack


#137

My name has 27 at the end too :3


#138

I remember a guy yelling about his “autistic rase mouse” I was truly conserned for the wellbeing of both his computer mouse and him.


#139

“Rase”


#140

Sorry raser


#141

Oh, and i got another chat from the same game…

Me: WHY DO I KEEP FALLING OFF THE CRANE!
Same Guy 1: lol noob
Me: k can
Same Guy 2: OUHHCCHHH
Me: looks at the player list
Guy 1 is rank 36, I’m rank 62
Me: A rank 36 calling a Rank 62 noob?
Me: okay… XD