Hilarious chats?


#102

The people that can’t face the truth: they suck shit at the game.


#103

I think I was in this lobby with you.


#104

gumme those 20$ $$$$$$$$$$


#105

I ignore the chat half of the time so i never know when they are funny lol


#106

This person was calling everyone on the opposite team n00bs, because he got spawnkilled.

I told him to stop complaining. He replied with the classic “n00b” insult.

Not shown on the screenshot, I added “Says the guy who has 4k score”.
He immediately shut up & played the game like a sensible person.


#107

once saw a rank 81 using the noob cannon. This one time this guy thought i was using an aim bot, i’ll try to set up the chat as i it was:
Complainer: Zombie is using aim bot
Me: Proof?
(i think there was some small other stuff in here but i can’t be sure)
Complainer: I was at point blank range and i jumped over you then you killed me!
Me: Yeah i turned i turned around and killed you
Then he just continued to be cranky…lol


#108

Do that all of the freaking time, i often got the normal hack and aim bot thing. This one time this guy was complaining that people were hacking because he kept dying some thing like that and i just said: “Then get good.” Roasted


#109

I’m quite surprised that I actually do not get any noobs claiming that I used hacks…

Or at least, nothing to do with aimbot or the recent teleknife hack (That’s right! I gave it a name! Fight me if you disagree…)

I’ve been accused of going through the arm of the crane, even though everyone knows you can…

Happened to me twice, and that is why I never camp on the crane ever again…

unless I have to resort to it…


#110

On one Crane Site KOTH I was being that guy who sprays pain with a high-capacity gun.


#111

How many kills?


#112

I went 46-1 that round, the enemy team wasn’t really coming for the hill.


#113

Well if it ever does happen it’s kinda annoying but most people will just kinda ignore it or agree with you, sometimes the whole server goes against you.


#114

Most hilarious for me would be this

NubbySkrubby(not real username): Lol im so good at this game im best on my team.
( I double collat him with mosin)
Nubby: U got lucky Im gonna kill you now.
( i find him He sees me tries to shoot me misses, and i no scope him and his corpse just sits down sorta)
Me: sit down bruh you miss me by 200 studs XD
Nubby: Hax HAx hax
me: ( kills him again while he’s looking at me) What were you saying buddy?
Nubby:( leaves)
Me: and this is why we hate skrubs like him


#115

A skrub’s definition of pro…

pls dont kill mi ;-;


#116

y bruh why


#117


#118

Love the chat, love the meme! I think that I’ll try to make a meme on my next post in this topic.


#119

nice meme :wink:


#120

[details= In a nutshell… (click me!) ]
True noobs = don’t even know how to check scores and ranks by pressing Tab…

Thus, it leads to people calling you “noob”…

Which leads to a flame war…

Which then leads to an M60/BFG/HBAR war…

Which after that they call you a hacker…

Which then, I recommend, you leave the server…

[/Details]


#121

lol, first try to kick their buts though :wink: