Don't. Tell. Shay

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#1

I took Shay’s Android phone charger from his office. It works very well and can charge my 3200 MAh phone battery in a microsecond. It even comes with the Stylis logo. Triple metal braided for maximum durability. I feel great power for stealing such revolutionary tecnology


Sorry for my poor camera


#2


#3

I wonder why it would need to charge a phone so fast. Perhaps it is for charging the almighty
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Tracker

you silly devs lmao


#4

this better be a real merch


#5

SHHHAAAAYYYYY

DRAGON DEVINE STOLE YOUR CHARGER

Will you get the fuck off bot? I’m trying to make a Phineas and Ferb Reference


#6

@shaylan007


#7

Fuck. My cover has been blown


#8

I got ur back fam

AN-94 AP powers activate!


#9

No need.

I already smacked Shay with a Frying Pan yesterday.


#10

Don’t worry, I’ll defend you with my MG3KWS!


#11

SHAY DRAGON FUCKING STOLE YOUR CHARGER

fuck you bot i don’t care what you say


#12

now time to boonk gang that charger and finally have the power


#13

sooooooo shays office? where dat


#14

Hell