Bad jokes thread

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#1

make bad (or good) jokes. obviously a shitpost


#2

a fish stores money in a river bank.


#3

north korean missile went on the korean riverside


#4

I called using a carrot

only Indonesian get this


#5

Why did the energizer bunny get arrested?

He was charged with assault.


#6

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#7

That joke is so STUPID FUCK


#8

A white guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy are in a meeting.
The Asian guy starts throwing around rice.
The white guy and the Hispanic guy ask: "Why are you throwing around rice?"
And the Asian replies: "Because I have a lot of this in my country."
The next day, the Hispanic guy starts throwing around corn.
The white guy and the Asian ask: "Why are you wasting food?"
And the Hispanic replies: "Because I have a lot of this in my country.
[Disclaimer: If you are sensitive to racist jokes, do not reveal the text below]

The next day, the white guy puts the Hispanic on a boat.
The Asian asks: “Why did you put him on a boat?”
“Because I have a lot of this in my country.”


#9

Oof


#10

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub I’m dwowning!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent

(end me)


#11

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his butt.


#12

I mean he was charged with battery


#13

Why did the man get fired at the orange juice company?

Because he couldn’t concentrate


#14

This poker player lost his left arm in an accident.

He’s finding it hard to deal with.


#15

No but seriously guys
Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?

It’s alright, he woke up.


#16

ifunny award out of 10


#17

north korea nuke doesnt hit japan


#18

Why do men like sledge hammers
Because

They like to smash


#19

This was me when I saw how bad this thread was

kill


#20

Lmao