make bad (or good) jokes. obviously a shitpost
a fish stores money in a river bank.
north korean missile went on the korean riverside
I called using a carrot
only Indonesian get this
Why did the energizer bunny get arrested?
He was charged with assault.
That joke is so STUPID FUCK
A white guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy are in a meeting.
The Asian guy starts throwing around rice.
The white guy and the Hispanic guy ask: "Why are you throwing around rice?"
And the Asian replies: "Because I have a lot of this in my country."
The next day, the Hispanic guy starts throwing around corn.
The white guy and the Asian ask: "Why are you wasting food?"
And the Hispanic replies: "Because I have a lot of this in my country.
[Disclaimer: If you are sensitive to racist jokes, do not reveal the text below]
The next day, the white guy puts the Hispanic on a boat.
The Asian asks: “Why did you put him on a boat?”
“Because I have a lot of this in my country.”
Dwayne the bathtub I’m dwowning!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
I mean he was charged with battery
Why did the man get fired at the orange juice company?
Because he couldn’t concentrate
This poker player lost his left arm in an accident.
He’s finding it hard to deal with.
No but seriously guys
Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?
It’s alright, he woke up.
ifunny award out of 10
north korea nuke doesnt hit japan
Why do men like sledge hammers
They like to smash
This was me when I saw how bad this thread was