AK-12 - Nobody likes me, I’m disgraceful.
AN-94 - Boi I’m accurate as FUK
AS VAL - I’m a sneaky, sneaky snake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SCAR-L - Look mate, your scars will run deep…
AUG A1 - REAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (The aug has a loud, somewhat annoying sound lol)
M16A4 - Nickcostley now I know, I was wrong, I messed up, and now you’re gone.
G36 - Deutsche Technik vom Feinsten, wir lassen unsere Feinde nicht im Weg stehen (Use Google Translate)
M16A3 - DAH DA DU BAH DAH DAAAAAAAAAAH, DAH DEE DEEE DAH DAH DAHHHH, DAH DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AUG A2 - Oh dammit stop pretending you fucking appreciate me!
FAMAS - I’m in CS:GO, yeaaaa BOIII
Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus. Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
AUG-A3 - Sorry for getting so close up in your face, I’m used to CQC combat. nerdy snort giggle
L85A2 - Pardon me sir, but my range is supreme, it may sound like a load of poppycogmie lad, but I’ve hitmarkered the bloody moon chap.
Honey Badger - hneguhhhhhhhh (That’s the closest I could get to the sound of a honey badger with letters [the animal, not the gun btw])
AKM - Big brother AK likes me, and you must like me too or else big brother AK kill you
AK-74 - I son of AK 47 and AKM…incest
M231 - Uh hey, uh, hmm uhmm sorry my recoil is so high my sightless iron sight flew into your face and broke your nose man, I- I’m sorry dude.