But wearing a helmet significantly decreases the amount of head trauma you receive.
What do you mean you don’t have one?
Failing that, just bob and weave.
What do you mean you’re using a steering wheel and touchpad to play?
Fine. Get a MG36 and run in there spraying.
What do you mean you have stormtrooper aim?
You shouldn’t be playing this game.
What do you mean you have nothing else to play?