also I swear the commenters are gonna go nuts to be the person who makes it to 500 at the 480 suggestions point
- Pressing esc on the worst moment
- Spilling water on your computer when attempting to get an multi head with your moist nugget
- Preparing your worst loadout and smash the keyboard to the computer
157 - Computer Permanently Froze
- Suicide Bombing
- Getting sniped by a frag that was thrown from SilverFlamesXD
- Talking in chat
- Pressing esc then hovering to the chat and die
- Find out that a person drop a frag
- fuck diplomacy and commit mass suicide
165, fucking diplomacy and commiting mass genicide by killing everyone.
- Spawning on someone withought realizing they are on the crane and you fall to your death.
- Accidently alt f4
- Wanting to check your FPS by Shift+F5 but you forget to press Shift
- Realising i took another 69 slot
- Get teased by update
- Reply to this shitpost
- Roll a Baton
- Another shit map added
- No shit maps added
- Standing still
- Called a hacker by a tryhard
- Telling Mar his skins are unfat and complete shit .
- replying to people with xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
- Thinking every Player will follow your grenades cause you think you are playing Left 4 Dead 2.
- Attempting to break your first tree cause you think you are playing Minecraft.
- Attempting to enter a tank thinking you are in Battlefield.
- Trying a GTA health cheat code.
- Telling the chat to everyone go melee only in a tryhard server.
- Trying to take the metro in Metro.
- Trying to buy something in Mall Construction Revamp.
- Get killed by a C7A2 after travelling back in time.
- Get killed by the Beta one hit BFG after travelling back in time.
- Get killed by a Deagle .50 after travelling back in time.
- Get killed by a Railgun after travelling back in time.
- Get killed by a FN FAL after travelling further in time, nobody knows how far.
- Doing Math ingame.
- Using the ZIP 22.
- Falling out of an upside down April Fools map.
- Thinking the Stick Grenade actually explodes.
- Trying to double jump thinking you are in TF2.
- Not knowing what Bullet Drop is as sniper.
- Requesting backup, that never arrives.
- Joining a Modded PF game with admins abusing OP Admin-Only guns.
- Cooking a grenade… in a microwave.
- being the 201st post and finding out 200th post was stolen
- Cooking a 9mm in a microwave
- a 45 ACP in microwave
- same for a 5.56 NATO
- 308 Winchester
- 337 Lapua
- 50 BMG
- 50 BMG incinidery
- basically, dont even cook any ammunition. Its bad for you
- Cooking every single ammo at once in a microwave, maybe it won’t go wrong?
- Let’s try a 17-Inch Shell from a Naval Vessel turret
- Shoot straight up.
- Use the vss without attachments. I die from that recoil